John Dick is a delegate from Pennsylvania and a strong loyalist. He is known to love John Adams and had several affairs with him and often referred to himself as "the Daddy". He refers to Independence to treason to the British crown. He's the only known delegate not to sign the Declaration of Independence. He secretly loved John Adams and is jealous of His feet pics. He dislikes Thomas Jefferson a lot because he spends more time with that raging bisexual, John Adams. But he would jump off of Congress building while singing the song "Clarity" and Benjamin Franklin catching him and saying "Hey, sexy" and John Dick yelled "Yasss DADDY Slay." James Wilson is his little baby boy.
(I am not the person who wrote the incredibly cringey paragraph you just read) John Dickinson was not in fact "known to love John Adams" and did not have "several affairs with him" and also did not refer to himself as "the daddy". It is not funny to edit sources that are meant to be reliable so you can add cringey, disrespectful jokes about John Dickinson being a "raging bisexual"
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